A straight, white woman in a hideous dress rolls in the grass with three blonde babies. Her husband fixes a door (or something) whilst she washes dirty carrots in the sink. They hug and kiss in a field surrounded by golden retrievers and their Aryan offspring. The caption reads: “every man’s dream” , “this is all I want” , “the real goal”. Reposted by the worst person you know. In fact, reposted by someone whose last time in the countryside was a year 6 leaver’s trip. If your screentime is anywh...